So thirsty

We get a lot of people looking for a date. And some are bolder than others. Hey gotta give it to them when they're confident. But unfortunately it's "against" company policy to accept numbers. Okay so I may have used this for the server's advantage. And made it possible for the him to reject the number and not look like a complete dick. 

You're welcome jerkwad. 

GUC Out!

Jackass returns

So these people come in all the time and never tips. But last time they came in they left this jackass note for one of my servers. 

Always feels great to be appreciated for waiting on a table hand and foot...not. 

Then they came back and this time a different server decided to give them the most basic service. I.e: took order, brought out food, refilled drink only when really empty, and no smile. They left this: 

Well don't be an asshole. 

GUC Out!

Thirsty-ness

It's amazing the notes you get as a server. So I present you with my new series Server Notes